she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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