A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He better not be in your backpack
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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