these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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