so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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