apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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