You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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