The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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