before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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