dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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