She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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