Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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