We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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