He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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