So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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