Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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