She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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