I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
you never un-have a 4some
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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