if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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