it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Randomize
