How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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