But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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