It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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