i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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