to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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