We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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