I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
