How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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