I swear she didn't look like that last week.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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