When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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