I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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