So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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