Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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