Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he shaved USA in his pubs
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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