Can Purell be used as lube?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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