I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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