think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
