i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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