Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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