I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
