how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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