I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
