at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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