it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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