I want to have your abortion
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I looked at my own cervix.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
he laminated a picture of his dick.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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