I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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