Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
please don't ironically join a cult
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