Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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