Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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