The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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