Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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