Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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