Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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