Just mADE A PArabola og urine
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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