is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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